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| Sinoceratops vs. Carnotaurus |
Against all better judgement, I saw
Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom last night. It was terrible. Until
last night, I’d never seen a movie that didn’t have a single original idea—
Jurassic World 2 is a mish-mash of
previous
Jurassic Park/World concepts
thrown into a blender and pureed. While there will be massive spoilers in this
review, I kind of agree with John Conway that
Jurassic World 2 is almost incapable of spoilers because you’ve
seen this movie before. In fact, if you’ve seen the trailers, you know
everything that happens; there are no surprises.
And away we go...
